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Liverpool Vs. Barcelona Part 2

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 by Eoin

Our esteemed editor and chief will no doubt tell me this should have gone with my previous post, but honestly Frank, this is an entirely different game. Well…it’s a second leg.

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Liverpool host Barcelona in the Champion’s League 2nd leg of the last 16 tonight at 19:45 (GMT). The game is live on RTÉ2 and ITV1.

The first leg finished 2-1 to Liverpool, so Barcelona need to score at least two goals to go through. If the game finishes 1-0 to Barcelona then the away goal rule comes into effect. Liverpool scored two away goals so, even though the tie would be level at 2-2, Liverpool would go through, as they had scored more away goals. The same rule would see Barcelona go through if tonight’s match ended 3-2 in their favour.

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To simplify things a little here’s what you need to know. Any victory for Liverpool tonight puts them into the draw for the Quarter-Finals. Any draw puts Liverpool into the draw. A 1-0 defeat puts Liverpool into the draw. If the game is 2-1 after 90 minutes then it goes to extra-time and penalties if necessary. There are no golden goals or anything it would be two halves of 15 minutes each. Any victory other than 1-0 for Barcelona tonight puts them into the Quarter-Finals.

It all seems very simple to me, but I wonder if that made it easier for anybody else?
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So who will go through? Liverpool of course! Since Ajax in 1996, no side has overturned a home, first leg defeat in the Champion’s League. No side has ever retained the Champion’s League since it changed from the European Cup into it’s current format. Liverpool’s record at home in the Champion’s League this season is played 4, won 4, and they have only lost once in Anfield in their last 13 European fixtures. Barcelona have won only once away from home in the Champion’s League this season and have been knocked out of Europe by English opposition 5 times. So it’s a foregone conclusion right? Wrong!
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Statistics don’t win you football matches and Barcelona are a damn good football team. On their last visit to Anfield, in the group stages of the 2001/2002 season, Barcelona won 3-1 - a score that would see them progress tonight. They are more than capable of scoring goals, but they are equally as capable of shooting themselves in the foot depending on which Barcelona turn up. If Liverpool score the first goal it is questionable that Barcelona have the character to come back into the game.

Barcelona are expected to go with a 3-4-3 formation tonight with Ronaldinho, Eto’o and Messi leading the attack. They have never lost, in any competition, when those three have started. They have no major injury concerns.

I expect Liverpool to go with a 5-3-1-1 formation after Rafa Benitez hinted at the inclusion of Crouch.

“Crouch is a big problem to Barcelona because normally they wouldn’t play against someone like him in Spain. The only player like that is Zigic, of Racing Santander.

“When we played against Real Betis, they couldn’t manage against Crouch because they aren’t used to it. And with the Spanish mentality about English football being all long balls and second balls, they are a little bit afraid to talk about Crouch.”

Reina was an injury concern after the Manchester United game, but he seems to have recovered. Liverpool are without Kewell and Garcia for tonights game and if Sissoko or Kuyt should get booked they will be suspended for the next match.

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Dudek, Arbeloa, Aurelio, Kuyt, Pennant, Gonzalez and Fowler on the bench.

I expect Liverpool to go through and while I can see them beating Barcelona again I wouldn’t rule out a 1-0 defeat. One thing’s for sure though, with what’s at stake and the atmosphere that the Liverpool fans create on nights like this it’ll be essential viewing for all.

In the other games I expect Chelsea, Lyon and Valencia to join Liverpool in the Quarter-Final draw on Friday morning.

These Aren’t Jokes, But They May Make You Laugh

Thursday, March 1st, 2007 by Eoin

I think they speak for themselves….

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble.
Unfortunately, one was a salted.
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A jump lead walks into a bar.
The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doctor.
The Doctor says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
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“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well……..It’s not unusual………”
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”
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Answer phone message:
“If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…”
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him? ”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.”
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed? ”
“No, because he’s really heavy.”
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It’s either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it’s Colin.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find
any.
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted,”Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied,”I know you can’t, I had to amputate your arms”
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I went to a really energetic “Seafood Disco” last week and pulled a
mussel.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your
kayak and heat it too.
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A man walks into doctor’s office.
“What seems to be the problem?” asks the doc.
“It’s … um … well … I have five penises,” replies the man.
“Blimey!” says the doctor, “How do your trousers fit?”
“Like a glove.”
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.

Setanta Sports on Eircom Brodaband

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 by Eoin

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I heard an ad on the radio the other day saying that Setanta Sports was available to Eircom Broadband customers and sure enough it is.

I’m not sure how much of their schedule is shown live but it’s worth checking out if you want to catch Muster Vs. Cardiff on Friday evening or a Champion’s League game on Tuesday next.

With Setanta getting even more Premiership coverage next season this looks a very sweet deal for Eircom.

*Edit: This is a better link.

No To Foreign Games!

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 by Eoin

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Apparently this was printed in Yesterday’s Independent. The guy was outside the Ireland Vs. England game on Saturday.

Oh, the irony of it all. :D

Predictions for the 79th Academy Awards

Sunday, February 25th, 2007 by Eoin

I’ve been a little busy these last few days so this is going up later than I had hoped. Still, it’ll be here for ye to laugh at in the morning.

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The 79th Academy Awards take place tonight - well Monday morning if I’m being precise - at about 01:00. It will be shown live on Sky Movies 1 and there will be highlights on both Sky One and RTÉ tomorrow night.

Here are my predictions. I’ve put them in order with the winner first and the next most likely after that.

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Best Picture
The Departed
Babel
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen
Letters From Iwo Jima

Best Director
Martin Scorsese - The Departed
Clint Eastwood - Letters From Iwo Jima
Paul Greengrass - United 93
Alejandro González Iñárritu – Babel
Stephen Frears - The Queen

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Best Actor
Forest Whitaker - The Last King Of Scotland
Peter O’Toole - Venus
Will Smith - The Pursuit Of Happyness
Leonardo DiCaprio - Blood Diamond
Ryan Gosling - Half Nelson

Best Actress
Helen Mirren - The Queen
Meryl Streep - The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet - Little Children
Penélope Cruz - Volver
Judi Dench - Notes On A Scandal

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Best Supporting Actor
Eddie Murphy - Dreamgirls
Alan Arkin - Little Miss Sunshine
Mark Wahlberg - The Departed
Jackie Earle Haley - Little Children
Djimon Hounsou - Blood Diamond

Best Supporting Actress
Jennifer Hudson - Dreamgirls
Cate Blanchett - Notes On A Scandal
Abigail Breslin - Little Miss Sunshine
Adriana Barraza - Babel
Rinko Kikuchi- Babel

Best Adapted Screenplay
The Departed
Children Of Men
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Notes On A Scandal
Little Children

Best Original Screenplay
Little Miss Sunshine
Babel
Letters From Iwo Jima
The Queen
Pan’s Labyrinth

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Best Cinematography
Children Of Men
Pan’s Labyrinth
The Illusionsit
The Black Dahlia
The Prestige

Best Art Direction
Pan’s Labyrinth
Dreamgirls
The Prestige
The Good Shepherd
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Best Original Song
Listen - Dreamgirls
Love You I Do - Dreamgirls
Patience - Dreamgirls
I Need To Wake Up - An Inconvenient Truth
Our Town - Cars

Best Original Score
Notes On A Scandal
Babel
The Good German
Pan’s Labyrinth
The Queen

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Best Editing
Babel
The Departed
Children Of Men
United 93
Blood Diamond

Best Documentary Feature
An Inconvenient Truth
Iraq In Fragments
Deliver Us From Evil
My Country, My Country
Jesus Camp

Best Documentary Short
Recycled Life
Rehearsing a Dream
Two Hands
The Blood Of Yingzhou District

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Best Foreign Language Film
Pan’s Labyrinth
Water
The Lives Of Others
Days Of Glory
After the Wedding

Best Animated Short
The Little Matchgirl
The Danish Poet
Lifted
Maestro
No Time For Nuts

Best Live Action Short
The Saviour
Binta and the Great Idea (Binta Y La Gran Idea)
Éramos Pocos (One Too Many)
Helmer & Son
West Bank Story

Best Sound Editing
Blood Diamond
Flags Of Our Fathers
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Letters From Iwo Jima
Apocalypto

Best Sound Mixing
Dreamgirls
Blood Diamond
Flags Of Our Fathers
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Apocalypto

Best Animated Feature Film
Cars
Happy Feet
Monster House

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Best Visual Effects
Superman Returns
Pirates Of The Caribbean - Dead Man’s Chest
Poseidon

Best Make-Up
Pan’s Labyrinth
Apocalypto
Click

Best Costume Design
The Queen
Curse of the Golden Flower
The Devil Wears Prada
Marie Antoinette
Dreamgirls

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