7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

If I was to expose myself to a Da Vinci painting my personal choice would have to be Madonna and Child.

10:22 PM  

Anonymous said...

Is there a Da Vinci Code to unlock the humour of this bad pun?

9:58 PM  

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious!

2:30 PM  

clamnuts said...

great colour scheme Frank

10:31 AM  

Sophie said...

Hi,this is Sophie! I absolutely adore this cartoon and I have to tell you that my NO.1 fantasy for years has been to visit Paris and expose myself from the Eiffel Tower and.. in front of the Mona Lisa! Sadly I have a responsible job so I have to be careful and take precautions, so I may never get to realize this fantasy of mine.

I've been showing myself off for years and I would like to share a few hints and tips with anyone can benefit from my experience. I will skip basic exhibitionism and go straight to my ideas for intermediate and advanced shows. Intermediate and advanced, unlike basic, are obviously intentional. Intermediate shows are done for a small, select group of targets, and advanced shows are for large crowds. Most of the ideas I will give you are good for either one. I recommend starting small, with just a few people and no chance of getting caught.

Exposing yourself to people in moving cars is a safer target than people on the street, as they won't have time to hunt down a cop. A great place to start then is beside a busy highway. The intermediate may feel insecure and should expose themselves beside a side road if they want the security of an escape route. The advanced would expose themselves on a billboard. The advantage is you are a lot more visible, the disadvantage is the extra effort and added risk.

If you're very confident you can try exposing yourself right beside the road, or preferably from an overpass. Rooftops offer a similiar vantage point, but are a bit riskier. A cop can get into the building and cut off your exit. I find glass elevators are a better solution, as you can see clearly who is coming for you and make your escape. Another way to keep out of reach is transportation. Drive-by flashing is great. I like to expose myself from the back of a convertible, but I know that's not for everyone.

The really advanced exhibitionists will occasionaly go for broke. Masturbating in a store fitting room where you know people can walk by and see you will soon build you a small, devoted audience. Sex acts of any kind while performing a show will always elevate you to the advanced status.

I hope you enjoyed my ideas for great exhibitionism and please, please, please create some more exhibitionist-themed cartoons.

Lots of love,
Sophie

10:28 PM  

Anonymous said...

Is the Reg character based on that dirty old man who used to hang around the toilets in Parnell Place bus station years ago when it still looked like Tirana bus station, the fella who used to ask you to 'put it in his mouth for 50p?` He was sound that fella and the head off Reg.

11:24 AM  

Bif said...

Reg is not based on anyone. Any similarity to any individual, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Though, I think it's safe to say if he were real, Reg would definetly have hung around the bus station back then.

11:41 AM  

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