Well it seems BifSniff is the new Blogorrah so it was felt obliged to post something like this…

Apologies for the scantily clad females in this post, I know you don’t like that kind of thing, but it’s worth it to see Eddie Hobbs.

I think they speak for themselves….

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble.
Unfortunately, one was a salted.
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A jump lead walks into a bar.
The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doctor.
The Doctor says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
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“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well……..It’s not unusual………”
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”
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Answer phone message:
“If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…”
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him? ”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.”
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed? ”
“No, because he’s really heavy.”
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It’s either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it’s Colin.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find
any.
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted,”Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied,”I know you can’t, I had to amputate your arms”
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I went to a really energetic “Seafood Disco” last week and pulled a
mussel.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your
kayak and heat it too.
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A man walks into doctor’s office.
“What seems to be the problem?” asks the doc.
“It’s … um … well … I have five penises,” replies the man.
“Blimey!” says the doctor, “How do your trousers fit?”
“Like a glove.”
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.

Fantastic. This is the guy/team also responsible for the Google TV hoax currently doing the rounds. Yes I was almost fooled by the Google TV one, but after a little digging around it became clear it was a hoax.

I’m glad I did the digging around, because otherwise I might never have found this gem.

While the Google TV hoax is impressive in terms of the hoo-ha it’s kicked up on the interweb, I personally prefer to think of the odd gullible person who is currently wrapping their phone in ethernet cable and putting it in a tinfoil covered salad bowl.

More ‘Infinite Solutions’ videos on YouTube.

Guy in a museum dresses up in a suit of armour, pretends to be exhibit and then scares people by leaping to life with a roar. What more can I say? I know at least one of our regular visitors who’ll enjoy this… (yeah I’m talking about you Eoin…)

It just seems wrong somehow - that someone could come along and make ventriloquism not only funny again but also throw in a healthy dollop of sexiness to boot. Nina Conti. If I say anymore I’ll just end up making a fool of myself.