Words fail me. When I saw this South Park clip featuring R Kelly originally I had no idea that it wasn’t parody, it was just accurate reportage.

I refuse to post this in the Music category, so it remains posted in Indefinable Craziness, because that’s what it is.

I realise this is pretty old, and most of you may have heard of it due to the fact that it is unintentionally hilarious, but for those of you who have missed out I present chapter one of R Kelly’s ‘rap-opera’ or ‘hip-hopera’ - “TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET“.

No, really.

“I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.� - Oscar Wilde

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QDx2ez6eMM

Breaking news: Bif will no longer be involved or contributing to the site. The break is not acrimonious, and there’s no storm in a blog-cup to reveal, there will not be endless blog posts about why Bif is leaving us with angry comments and everybody getting their 2cents in etc.

Bif just isn’t that happy with the direction the site is going in right now, and doesn’t feel motivated to contribute to this format.

Which is fair enough. This does mean that the cartoons are now officially on hold for the time being - possibly forever.

We will, as if just to prove the break is on good terms, be releasing a final cartoon soon as a last farewell.

I hope I haven’t misrepresented Bif here on anything, and I hope we will continue to discuss projects together despite his leaving the site - so with any luck you will hear of him if not from him from time to time.

The site will continue, and it will continue to develop, so please bear with us and continue to check in to see what’s going on.

Say that 3 times fast!

A Humpback Whale carcass was washed up on our shores yesterday. It was dragged out to sea and sadly it was beached by the later tide. We went down to have a look at them dragging the poor thing out a few miles further and it reminded me of what happened to a Sperm Whale in Taiwan and how they decided to dispose of a Whale in 1970’s Oregon.

Seriously, these are the worst cartoons I’ve ever read. There is no semblance of humor within a single one.

Please Please, PLEASE, for the good of humanity stop making these horrible, horrible cartoons. They make me cry.

If you don’t have the brass bollocks to stand over your opinion, don’t bother cluttering up my inbox with it. Everyone is just going to presume you’re some acne riddled pubescent who can’t comprehend anything more sophisticated than a fart joke. Humanity thanks you for your concern though.