Dear Concerned Reader

January 26th, 2007 by Bif

Seriously, these are the worst cartoons I’ve ever read. There is no semblance of humor within a single one.

Please Please, PLEASE, for the good of humanity stop making these horrible, horrible cartoons. They make me cry.

If you don’t have the brass bollocks to stand over your opinion, don’t bother cluttering up my inbox with it. Everyone is just going to presume you’re some acne riddled pubescent who can’t comprehend anything more sophisticated than a fart joke. Humanity thanks you for your concern though.

5 Responses to “Dear Concerned Reader”

  1. Frank Says:

    Got of bed on the wrong side this morning Bif?
    You realise there’s only three people in the world who know what this is about right? You me and Mr. Concerned Reader, whoever they may be…

    I’m impressed we made them cry though, that’s pretty good going. Anyone else reduced to tears by our cartoons?

    This one always brings a tear to my eye.

  2. Allen Says:

    I bet it was Jade Goody!

  3. Bif (author) Says:

    If there’s a right side of the bed to get out of, I wish someone would tell me which one. I just figured if the guy took the time to drop us this message, then we should make sure it finds it’s way into a more public forum.

    I’m not sure Jade Goody could spell any of those words.

  4. sigmand Says:

    I totally farted while reading this.
    Then i read fart-joke and laughed so hard, i dropped my bretzel.

  5. uiscebot Says:

    everybodys a critic

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