Truely excellent!

“That’s not lipstick on my cock its syphillis”
“I’ve a note from my mammy”
“I’m not really as rich as I’m going to tell you I am to get in your knickers”
“Of course I’ll remember your name, I’ll remember your ma’s name too when I shag her”
“Children in Thailand made this t-shirt”
“I’m selling Es and whizz”
“MCD are cunts”
“You’re fat and ugly but I’m drunk and desperate”
“Arcade Fire Are Gays”
“Does your friend fancy a threesome?”
“I’m in the band”
“Is that you or your tent?”
“Read my t-shirt while I look at your tits”

I’ll take 20%. That isn’t a slogan.